Douchebagguery Day

Posted on November 1, 2010

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Forgive me if I’m underwhelmed by election 2010.  No doubt I’m pleased that the current flock of progressively imbecilic assholes in Congress looks as if they’ll be tossed out on their ears.

That’s never a bad thing, although I’m hardly confident that this is a signal of real improvement.    You see — We’re going to replace the guy whose been behind the wheel, bumping us around full-speed in a ditch on the side of the road because he’s blowing a 3.2 into the breathalyzer…   Yeah! And taking his place post Nov 2 is the other guy we put in the backseat of the car 2 years ago to pass-out in his vomit after blowing a 3.6 amid his own drunken orgy of power-riddled stupidity??  Excuse me for stating unequivocally, whoop-dee-big-fucking doo.

Where does one begin in critiquing the government before the reigns were handed over to the progressive redistributionistas?  Let’s see… there was:

  • Destabilization of the Mid East to satisfy the Trotskyite right lunatics, a madmen ensemble of extra-radical pro-Israeli-right-wing -Zionistas who remain convinced to this day that it’s their job to remodel the Mid East as nonchalantly as one might rearrange the furniture in their living room.
  • What of the related, massive and most certainly permanent (revolution pending) violations of privacy and freedom gladly acquiesced by the braying, flag-waving, patriot dimwits to big government?  (Well, we hate Big Gubbernet…. ‘cept the Big, Fat, freedom-grabbing one we’re a’charge of….)  War is Peace.  Freedom is slavery.  Ignorance is… well… – Ignorance!
  • And, dear God, help those dispensationalist Left Behinder “Christians” whose nutty interpretation of the New Testament may as well have them wearing Nike Sneakers so they can be picked up by the Magen David Mother-Ship.  Someone told me the other day they represent 45% of all U.S. Christians?  Heaven help us all.
  • etc.

Then there is also the blatant sucking from of the anus of political expediency by the establishment republicans.   Good lord, it’s an invariable parade of abdication after abdication of sanity and prudence:

  • Constantly caving in to fiscal stupidity – allowing the progressive liberal element to redefine government cuts as reductions in the pace of government growth… while turning a blind eye to corporatism and Warfarism.
  • Paving the way for Obama-care by championing the taxpayer paid prescription drug plan.
  • Pandering to corporatism…
  • Cowering away from the protectors of Freddie and Fannie back in 2004.  (Hell, you could watch the hearings on CSPAN where witness after witness basically pointed out that the GSEs were nothing but a crock of fraud and waste.  But God forbid you put the kybosh on fraud and waste for poor and minorities, or worse yet, poor minorities in the constituencies serviced by the socialista members of the black caucus.   Those pussy republicans knew damn well what was going down back then – it was clear as a bell in the report handed to them, and yet they acted as if that complete idiot Maxine Waters, or the infamously “pissed-off” Gregory Meeks (pissed off at the GAO for reporting on the fiasco), or Lacy “this is a lynching” Clay had their nuts in a vice.  So they went along with Barney Frank, et al, and swept it under the rug until it all blew sky high in 2007-8, sticking the taxpayers with fraud and waste.)
  • Etc. etc. etc.

So am I excited about seeing the democrats fall hard, and Obama’s agenda losing any and all credibility at the ballot box? You betcha.  On the other hand, we’re still replacing Tweedle Dee with the old Tweedle Dum.

Yeah, I’ve heard it time and again – “this is a revolution, this is the Tea Party.”

Well, until I see an actual vote to the contrary, this is just the same lipstick on a pig I’ve seen from that party time and again.   I’ll not soon forget the republicans lead by Senator “I’m a vetrn” Viagra Dole, and how the establishment GOP was embarrassed by the liberty-based / fiscally conservative elements of the Gingrich ’94 revolution, and how they ran that Freshman class out of D.C. faster than you can say “graft.”

So, until there’s actually freedom-oriented action emanating from the new troop that’ll be elected tomorrow, the situation remains permanently f’d up and biz as usual.

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